The Goddess Particle
Scientists say they may have found the God Particle.
The European Organization for Nuclear Research or CERN said the discovery was a milestone in the understanding of nature.
Physicists stressed the results presented at a joint conference in Melbourne and Geneva were preliminary.
They were unsure if the particle was the long sought-after Higgs boson, or God particle, or something more “exotic”.
This lot has an amazing habit of
announcing stuff just when Mercury is about to go Retrograde. Seriously,
every time. We’ve been here before.
One of my resolutions is to give the Large Hadron Particle Collider a
category of its own. You know, that Psuedo-Intellectual Astro-Bitches
like nothing better than to drink Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and discuss
Quantum Physics whilst lying that they’re going to be up at 5am for
Paleo-CrossFit hell.
